Fatherhood

I've always wanted to be a dad, and opportunity is knocking at my door.


With help from the South Dakota legislature, now I can go on a rape rampage through their state. Sure I'll be criminally prosecuted, but under their tight new law, everyone who I impregnate will have to bear the fruit of my seed! I knew I'd find a way to make my mark on the gene pool; I just needed this little "boost."


You guys are "with it."